Mr. Bennet

Mr Bennet is the patriarch of the Bennet family, a gentleman of modest income with five unmarried daughters. Mr. Bennet has an ironic, cynical sense of humour that irritates his wife.

Description
"'Mr. Bennet was so odd a mixture of quick parts, sarcastic humour, reserve, and self-discipline, that the experience of three-and-twenty years had been insufficient to make his wife understand his character.'  -Pride and Prejudice and Zombies"

Training
"'The girls shall continue their training as ever-Bingley or no Bingley.'"

Quotes
"'And if I can see all five of [my daughters] them survive England's present difficulties, then neither shall I...'"